Jab Se Maine Tumhen Dekha Hai Mera Raat Ko Din Ko Subah Ko Sham Ko Khaate Vakt Pite Vakt Sote Vakt Jagte Vakt Hashas Ke Bura Haal Hai
Puch Rahi Thi Vo Kal Mujhse Kya Tum Mujhe Yaad Karte Ho? Muskarakar Main Bola Pagal Yaad Karna Itna Aasan Hota To College Me Top Na Kar Lete Ham
Adhyapak: Aaj Jab Men Class Me Padha Raha Tha To Tum Bate Kar Rahe The? Pappu: Nahin Sar Aapko Bhram Hua Lagta Hai Main To Nind Men Kabhi Bolta Hi Nahin
Pappu Papa Se: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Sakun? Papa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua
Pappu: Techer Main Namumkin Ko Mumkin Bana Sakta Hu Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Namumkin Se Na Mita Kar!
Pati: Har Subah Jab Meri Aak Khulti Hai To Main Prarthana Karta Hu Ki Bhagwan Sabko Tumhare Jaisi Patni De Patni(Khush Hokar): Achchha! Pati: Han Aakhir Main Akela Hi Dukhi Kyon Rahu?